Get excited, America: CPAC, the Conservative Political Action Conference, hits Washington March 14-16. In addition to speeches by Rand Paul, Marco Rubio, Steve King, Michele Bachmann, Jim DeMint, Phyllis Schlafly, Sarah Palin, Brent Bozell, Rick Santorum and the NRA’s Wayne LaPierre, CPAC is proud to present these panels (all real, BTW):
- Should We Shoot All the Consultants Now?
- The Future of the Movement: Winning with Generation X/Y
- Stop THIS: Threats, Harrassment, Intimidation, Slander and Bullying from the Obama Administration
- How I Learned to Stop Worrying & Love Plastic Water Bottles, Fracking, Genetically Modified Food, & Big Gulp Sodas
- Is America Coming Apart?
- The Fight for Religious Libery: 40 years After Roe V. Wade
- Getting Hollywood Right
- Free at Last: When the Right to Work Came Back to the Midwest
- VIP Reagan Dinner Reception
Inspiring as these are, one hungers for even more panels, like maybe:
- Eight Hours In Line To Vote: What the Founders Intended
- How Women Hijacked the Women’s Vote
- I, Gerrymanderer: A Patriot’s Tale
Got more? We’d love to hear your suggestions for additional CPAC panels. Please leave your suggestions in the comments and we’ll post samples of your genius tomorrow. Good luck! (H/t @ChrisBoese)
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