As a lifelong lover of all things extraterrestrial, I’ve always believed that despite how expensive it is, space exploration is a net good for humanity as a species. Space is cool. Its vast, terrifying emptiness provides room for the imagination to fill that void with all sorts of wonders.
But that belief was somewhat shattered Friday. In a tweet that was promptly ratioed straight into the sun — or “Sol” as astronomers refer to it — the Republican National Committee posted a list of President Donald Trump’s priorities if he were to serve a second term. Half of the items listed were about space, promising Trump will: “Establish Permanent Manned Presence on The Moon” and “Send the 1st Manned Mission to Mars.”
Pres. Trump is fighting for YOU! Here are some of his priorities for a 2nd term:
— GOP (@GOP) October 23, 2020
*Establish Permanent Manned Presence on The Moon
*Send the 1st Manned Mission to Mars
*Build World’s Greatest Infrastructure System
*Establish National High-Speed Wireless Internet Network
Upon seeing the tweet, I had just one question: Why must you make me resent the moon?
That’s an exaggeration — I will always love the moon, especially with Monday’s news that more frozen water exists on its surface than we thought. But how can an administration that clearly has such a deep disregard for science love space so much?
More immediately, claiming two costly space exploration programs represent the apex of the Trump administration’s commitment to serving the people was more than the denizens of Twitter could bear. Not with the latest resurgence of the pandemic clearly off to a prodigious start, 8 million people newly impoverished since March, and still no actual plan for relief.
Almost two hours later, the GOP’s social media team appeared to have realized its unforced error, transforming the lone tweet into a thread. It now includes goals such as “developing a vaccine” (not a coronavirus vaccine, mind you, nothing that specific, just — a vaccine) by the end of the year and — a Trumpian classic and personal favorite of mine for how absurd it is — continuing to “Lead the World in Access to the Cleanest Drinking Water and Cleanest Air.”
It’s true that Trump has had a fascination with NASA and space travel — let’s not forget the time he asked NASA’s administrator why we couldn’t just go directly to Mars right now instead of returning to the moon first. NASA itself has likewise benefited from congressional benefactors like Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas, thanks to how its work is dispersed around the country. These past four years, NASA has not just avoided even the suggestion of harsh cuts, the White House actually wanted to grow the space agency’s budget by $25 billion this fiscal year to help boost the Artemis moon-landing program.









