Your winning streak continues! The second round of the TRMS Infoxication Writing Challenge fulfilled the promise of the first and proved that when it comes to creating brilliant, Fox Nation-esque headlines, our audience yields to no one. As for winners, congratulations, you all won. (Just to recap, infoxication means transforming these three headlines into roaring, terror-filled Fox Nation headlines.)
Egypt Lines Up To Vote In Its First Free Presidential Election
- Acorn and Muslim Brotherhood Conspire to Steal Two Elections– Fugudaddy
- Obama’s ’09 Cairo Speech Causing Long, Endless Lines of Highly Opinionated Muslims– Ed Steinfeld
- Obama Votes in Egyptian Election: Arpaio Sends Deputies to Cairo– Lisa A. Wallace
- Obama’s Fellow Africans Consider Committing Voter Fraud In November– Lewis Macdonald
Special Organ in Jaw Helps Whales Take Big Gulps
- Obama Takes “Big Gulps” Out of Budget—Record-Breaking Tax Hikes Fund DNC Whale-Watching Tour– Hugh James
- ‘Occupy The Ocean: Krill Protest The Success Of ‘Greedy’, ‘Rapacious’, ‘Elite’, Cetaceans.’ — Lewis Macdonald
- Gov’t Waste Alert: Tax Dollars Spent to Study Whale Performance Enhancement– grape crush
- Michelle Obama Eyes “Let’s Move” for Big Fish– June 1636030
- Evolution “Science” Can’t Explain Whale Fail — Carol Sulcoski
Fifteen California Parks Saved By Generous Donation
- Twigs and Leaves Spared in Land of Fruits and Nuts—Sonja Blair
- Democrats Enlisting Mother Nature In Re-Election Bid: GOP Fears Goring And Mauling.– Lewis Macdonald
- George Soros Begins Bid to Buy Entire State of California– Sandyc954
- 95% of Agoraphobics Against Using Donations to Save California Parks –Sean McMullin
- Obama Gathers Liberal California Supporters to Enact Animal Welfare — Raisa Cramer
- Man Wastes Money On Parks While Many Millionaires Struggle to Survive Without Car Elevators — Mark 2013339
- Obama’s Park Death Panels Decide Which Live, Which Die –Elle Kaye
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